Aunt Flo

BY: variousauthors

WAuntFloEvery month, like clockwork (we hope),
the crimson tide comes calling.
Causing pain, bloating, mood swings and cravings,
throwing plans for a loop
and outlawing white from our wardrobes.
It's a curse and a blessing all at once.

Please remind me to carry supplies at all times
and to remember its pending arrival when scheduling dates.
Until Your holy decree stems the tide,
may these bloody days be short and regular.

 

 


 

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