True Southern Gal
A woman from the most southern part of South Carolina goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written.
The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is a dollar per word. She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, just let it read, 'Billy Bob died'."
Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am there is a seven word minimum on all obituaries." A little flustered, she thinks things over and replies, "In that case, let it read,
'Billy Bob died - Red truck for sale'."
"Well maybe nothing lasts forever, even if you stay together…"-Sheryl Crow, My Favorite Mistake August 2007 It was our
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