True Southern Gal
A woman from the most southern part of South Carolina goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is written.
The obit editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is a dollar per word. She pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, just let it read, 'Billy Bob died'."
Amused at the woman's thrift, the editor says, "Sorry ma'am there is a seven word minimum on all obituaries." A little flustered, she thinks things over and replies, "In that case, let it read,
'Billy Bob died - Red truck for sale'."
Daily Joke: Helping Husband
Day of Endless Failures
I feel as if I have not doneone single thing right today.This day has been one failureafter another:failures at workfailure
posted by PrayablesA Personal Interview With Gramma Good's Husband for Spouse's Day Written by Susan Good of grammagood.com Today is Spouse's Day, so I thought it would be fun to introduce my husband Shelly, my best friend, a father and grandfather of a now blended family. We have been married 23 years. We were ...
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