If God Texted the 10 Commandments

BY: pradm2n

(1.) no1 b4 me. srsly.10commandments-joke
(2.) dnt wrshp pix/idols
(3.) no OMGs.
(4.) no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
(5.) pos ok – ur m&d r cool
(6.) dnt kill ppl
(7.) :-X only w/ m8
(8.) dnt steal
(9.) dnt lie re: bf
(10.) dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox or dnkey. myob.

 


 

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