I Want to Be a Bear

BY: SusanD

dailychuckle


I want to be a bear.

If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup... I want to be a bear!

 

Visit Prayables.com


Prayables Features
Daily Joke: Breakable Bible
Daily Joke: Breakable Bible
Cowboy Rabbi
Cowboy Rabbi


Prayables Blog

Spiritually Healthy

posted by Prayables | Thursday, March 27, 2014

Spiritually Health Get rid of what enslaves you. Find spiritual health and well-being by discovering personal freedom. Don't be defeated by your life circumstances. Here's how to change your life for good. Inspired by Rabbi Karyn Kedar's new book, "Omer: A Counting" Written by Susan Diamond, ...

read more »





Previous Posts: You Can Have A Better Marriage | Living Life Outside the Box


Today's Spiritual Quote
Today's Spiritual Quote
A lot of gifted kids are angels who are on this earth with responsibilities to help others. end quote
-Linda Silverman
more quotes

Advertisement

Our Free Newsletter Prayables
click here to see all of our uplifting newsletters »

 

Advertisement

DiggDeliciousNewsvineRedditStumbleTechnoratiFacebook