Funny Thoughts

BY: SusanD

dailychuckle

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to harm himself, is it
considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered
plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
them?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
(Isn't it already sour?)

Visit Prayables.com


Prayables Features

I Will Praise You - Rebecca St. James
She's a rare breed, a female Christian artist who rocks the house! Get your praise voice on with Rebecca St. James in "I Will
First Impressions
First Impressions
This is my first time hanging out with this guy.He is smart and funny and incredibly hot.I want to make a good im


Prayables Blog

Happy Life: 10 Tips & Observations from Gramma Good’s Mother

posted by Prayables | Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Contributed by Susan Good Visit Gramma Good at www.grammagood.com I call my mom at least once a day. Today we talked about buying a scrabble app for her computer. Ninety- two years old and my mother is going to play scrabble on her Mac! How fabulous is this mother of mine! I would normally go ...

read more »





Previous Posts: Living Life Outside the Box | You Can Have A Better Marriage


Today's Spiritual Quote
Today's Spiritual Quote
Angels have a beauty and variety that surpasses anything known to man. end quote
-Billy Graham
more quotes

Advertisement

Our Free Newsletter Prayables
click here to see all of our uplifting newsletters »

 

Advertisement

DiggDeliciousNewsvineRedditStumbleTechnoratiFacebook