Cowboy and the Bikers

BY: SusanD

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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well,… I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who
were threatening a young woman.  I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll beat you all up!

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'

 

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