Daily Joke: Waitress Stories
Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams. About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad."
She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it. Then she put it back on my plate and said, "Sir, if that potato causes any more trouble, you just let me know."
And here's another funny waitress story...
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waitress became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
And finally, one more funny waitress story...
A waitress brings the customer the steak he ordered with her thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waitress, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
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Today's Spiritual Quote
Today's Spiritual Quote
Ask your angel to help you find the right thing to do in your life to help you feel like a person of worth. In that way your sense of self-worth will increase and so, too, will your financial worth.
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