Daily Joke: Kevin!


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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 8, and Ryan, 5. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'" Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

Kevin is at it again! The precocious eight year old was in Sunday School class, studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one.  The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.  Kevin raised his hand, stood tall, and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."

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