Daily Joke: 23rd Psalm Revisited

 

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The Lord is my Server; I shall not crash.  God makes me to reboot in clear transmissions.  God leads me to abundant bytes.  God restores my programs.  God leads me in the world wide web towards righteousness. Yea, though I walk through an internet of malware I will fear no virus, for You are with me.  Your antivirus and Your firewall, they comfort me. You prepare a place before me in the presence of hackers.  You anoint my uploads with oil; my cup is filled to overflowing with positive downloads. Surely, Windows and Macintosh shall allow me good days of life, and I will dwell in the computer of the Lord forever, Amen.

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"She Came and Went"

An angel stood and met my gaze, Through the low doorway of my tent; The tent is struck, the vision stays- I only know she came and went.

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