Daily Joke: 23rd Psalm Revisited

 

LOL bubble

The Lord is my Server; I shall not crash.  God makes me to reboot in clear transmissions.  God leads me to abundant bytes.  God restores my programs.  God leads me in the world wide web towards righteousness. Yea, though I walk through an internet of malware I will fear no virus, for You are with me.  Your antivirus and Your firewall, they comfort me. You prepare a place before me in the presence of hackers.  You anoint my uploads with oil; my cup is filled to overflowing with positive downloads. Surely, Windows and Macintosh shall allow me good days of life, and I will dwell in the computer of the Lord forever, Amen.

IF YOU LIKE THIS JOKE, YOU'LL LOVE: ACTS 238!
Visit Prayables.com


Prayables Features
Bedtime Prayers
Bedtime Prayers
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (cur

Politics as Usual
Everyone is angry these days.Even tea parties are no longer genteel.I can't stand the shouting.so I turn to You for answers.


Prayables Blog

Spiritually Healthy

posted by Prayables | Thursday, March 27, 2014

Spiritually Health Get rid of what enslaves you. Find spiritual health and well-being by discovering personal freedom. Don't be defeated by your life circumstances. Here's how to change your life for good. Inspired by Rabbi Karyn Kedar's new book, "Omer: A Counting" Written by Susan Diamond, ...

read more »





Previous Posts: You Can Have A Better Marriage | Living Life Outside the Box


Today's Spiritual Quote
Today's Spiritual Quote
Sing, men and angels, sing, for God our Life and King Has given us light and spring and morning breaking Now may man's soul arise as kinsman to the skies, And God unseals his eyes to an awaking end quote
-John Masefield
more quotes

Advertisement

Our Free Newsletter Prayables
click here to see all of our uplifting newsletters »

 

Advertisement

DiggDeliciousNewsvineRedditStumbleTechnoratiFacebook