“Dear God, please send me a pink pony for my birthday with purple hair and a glittery saddle.” We've all heard a prayer like this before, tripping out of the mouths of the little girls in our lives, in an effortless and genuine manner. “Dear Lord, I'm sorry I cut my sister's hair, but she was being very annoying. Please help her to stop being annoying so I can stop being mean to her.” Read next feature >