A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartaleck after he's had a few drinks."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
page 4 of 4
6 Tips to Get Yourself Relationship ReadyBefore you go looking for “the one,” check out these tips to make sure you’re...
4 Compliments Every Partner Wants to HearWho doesn’t want to hear something fantastic about themselves? Here are four...
Easy Ways to Embrace Your Partner’s FlawsBefore you begin nagging or making a case, for something that a person cannot...
Tips and Tricks to Catch Mr. or Mrs. RightHere are a few fantastic tips and tricks that are guaranteed to catch your Mr....
More from Beliefnet