Daily Scripture - Psalm 147:3
Joke: Love Jokes
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
Later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Morris replied, “Just doing what you said, Doc: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful’.’’
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful’.”
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