Inspiration for Solving Life Problems
Joke: Hockey Lock Out
Jokes from Prayables: Here's a sports joke disguised as a faux letter for millionaire athletes that's dripping with hilarious sarcasm!
Subject: An urgent plea for help
With the Christmas season approaching, please look into your heart to help those in need.
Hundreds of National Hockey Leauge hockey players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level (Atrocious!) And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of pay for several weeks--possibly a whole year--as a result of the current lockout situation. But now, you can help!
For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help a hockey player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers the yearly league minimum, ...but it's a start!
Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a hockey player it could mean the difference between a vacation spent golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven hundred dollars is nothing more than two months rent or mortgage payments. But to a hockey player, $700 will almost replace his daily salary.
Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.
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