Politically Pleasing Jokes
Three state governors are in a boat in the Potomac, when suddenly the boat develops a leak. They have only one life preserver jacket.
The governor from California says: "Let's do the Democratic thing. Take a vote to see who gets the life preserver."
The governor from Wisconsin agrees and he says: "Everyone write a name on a piece of paper and stuff it this old coffee can."
The governor from Illinois counts the votes and says: "California and Wisconsin get one vote each; and... look at this... I got six!"