Daily Scripture - Job 22:28
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Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Affirmation: I will shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house—not after.

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Affirmation: I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

 

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