Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Affirmation: I will shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house—not after.
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Affirmation: I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
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