The ladies of the church women's club were getting ready to set the buffet table for a big pot luck supper. One woman brought in her famous chicken casserole. Another her prize winning chocolate cake.
In walked a new member of the parish with a cheese plate garnished with nuts and dried fruit. All heads turned as they heard noise coming from the platter. It seemed to be coming from right next to the wedge of swiss.
Very carefully, one brave parishoner approaches the unusual entree. She bends down to listen. It's a raisin complaining how he couldn't achieve grapeness.