Daily Scripture - Ephesians 4:3
Joke: New Twist on Old Sayings
Jokes from Prayables: There's a clever and funny new twist to old sayings. Take the quiz - can you guess what they are?
A. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'.
B. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
C. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.
THERE'S MORE NEW TWISTS ON OLD SAYINGS!
A. A watched pot doesn't boil.
B. All that glitters is not gold.
C. Where there's smoke, there's fire
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