Cat Jokes
Mornings
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In order to provide for you, the humans must leave the domain every morning (usually before you take your first cat nap). 

To help them on their way, howl loudly, massage their scalps with your claws, or gently bounce on top of them in bed. See GAMES. The best time to do this is about 24 minutes before their alarm clock goes off. We must protect them from that blaring noise for it could ruin their hearing.

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