Lisa: Ralph is only eight years old! It says in the Constitution, you have to be 35 [to be President]!

Bart: The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms.

Homer: [mockingly] Ooh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out! What's next, finding out what operas I go to?
[Homer and Bart high-five]