What New Agers Believe

Central tenets of New Agers, based on the questions in the Belief-O-Matic quiz.

MewXacata

10/11/2011 12:16:13 PM

My mistake upon the New Age. The New Age is a religion that was founded in 10th century England but did not become established until 1979. It used to be a holiday tradition before it branched off of Christianity.

MewXacata

09/29/2011 01:01:34 PM

The New Age is a Celtic religion based upon the Illiad and the Odyssey. Morgan LaFey founded the faith as a means of helping the Pope feel better as he was dying from heart disease. The dolphin symbol of the New Age was drawn by the Pope as a reward for his spiritual healing as he left the Earth into Heaven. There are two streams of the New Age: Goth and Manx. The Goth New Agers base their beliefs on the Illiad while Manx New Agers base their beliefs on the Odyssey. Both streams believe in Mew (God), the only spirit of God with feminine aspects and fuchsia light. Holidays of the New Age are as follows: Candlemas (Feb. 2), Beltane (May 1), Lammas (Aug. 31) and Halloween (Oct.31). Yule is the holy month of fasting (December); after Christmas Eve comes Yuletide, into which New Agers feast to the killing.

suelynn

11/15/2010 04:05:06 PM

Who God Is… In the beginning, God was without form because God could not see itself, therefore God could not define itself… this came about in time. All things were tried in time and all the laws of physics were eventually known to God. “Gender” became a product of evolution as well in God’s creation and the building of this magnificent universal complex, us and all that is. God could have been a man or a woman in order to live within the universal complex machine and eventually had to choose to be one or the other. In time, God chose to be female and her name is “Arissa”… this is a true statement! Arissa is the first being that conceived, designed, engineered and built the entire universe. There will never be anyone that will ever possess the kind of technology that she has in the entire universe for all eternity. As far she knows, she is the only being like herself in all of infinity, and she made each and everyone of us as well as every planet, star, mountain, ocean, land, animal, tree, plant, insect, rock, etc.… To read more visit: http://www.divineadvancedhumanbeings.com By J. S. Thompson

thirdimage

04/09/2009 10:59:41 PM

There is no explanation of 'God' because the word itself has no meaning. It is a concept of which it's existence merely relies on the imagination of the examiner. Unfortunately, the 'God' concept is taught as THE universal answer, and limits our expectations to seek anything beyond that answer. If it weren't empirical scientists, the world would still be flat.

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