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  • Ushers will eat latecomers.

  • She sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.

  • Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.

  • The patient is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

  • Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell " to someone who doesn't care much about you.

  • A letter to the men’s fellowship reads: "All members are requested to bring their wives and one other covered dish to the annual banquet."

  • BAD JOKE DISCLAIMER: We recognize that religious humor can be risky. It is our hope that by laughing at ourselves (and others) we can make this subject more approachable. If you find any of these objectionable, we apologize. As with most jokes, the original authors are unknown - but we thank them.

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