An IRS agent went into a minister's study. “Pastor,” he said, “do you know a Mr. Karten?”
"Yes, I do.”
"Is he a member of your congregation?”
"Yes, he is.”
"Did he make the $100,000 donation he's claiming on his return?”
"I assure you that he will!”
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