Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
I went to this wedding on Sunday and they kissed right in the church! Is that O.K.?
If you watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
If you give me a genie lamp like in Aladdin, I will give you anything you want, except my money or my chess set.
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Please send Dennis Clark to another camp this summer.
You don't have to worry about me. I look both ways.
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair.
I am American. What are you?
If you didn't let the dinosaur become extinct, we wouldn't have this country. You did the right thing.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not saying that because you are God already.
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Thursday. That was cool!
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