Ushers will eat latecomers.
She sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.
Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
The patient is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell " to someone who doesn't care much about you.
A letter to the men’s fellowship reads: "All members are requested to bring their wives and one other covered dish to the annual banquet."
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