One Line Zingers



  • If Cain and Able were Siamese twins, would they be Cable?


  • Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.


  • The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.


  • "I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.”


  • Warning notice at a seminary swimming pool: “First-year students are only allowed to walk on the shallow end.”


  • "If absence makes the heart grow fonder,” said a minister, “a lot of folks must love our church.”



  • This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.

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