Imam Mahdi Funny: Hey, Mahahaharaj.
Swami Mahahaharaj: Yes?
Imam Mahdi Funny:
How many motivational speakers does it take to change a light bulb?
Swami Mahahaharaj: Hmmm...I don't know. How many?
A. One to do it, and every other one on earth to stand around saying that they did it first in the 80s.
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