A priest and an astronomer find themselves sitting together on a night flight.
After introductions and a long gaze out the window, the astronomer asks the priest, "Can't all religions be summed up by stating the Golden Rule?"
The priest pauses a bit and asks the astronomer, "Can't all astronomy be summed up by singing ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’?”
- Joke shared by Beliefnet member Pthalo
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