Church Bulletin Bloopers

  • A worm welcome to all who have come today.

  • Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

  • Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
  • If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.

  • Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

  • Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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