Wishes That Won't LastA bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They all line up, and God asks the first person what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous." God snaps his fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." God snaps his fingers again and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, with each one asking to be gorgeous. When God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, still laughing.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says, "Make them all ugly again."
- Joke shared on Beliefnet's Religious Humor page
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