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10 Christian Pick-up Lines

* Nice Bible.

* God told me to come and meet you.

* Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

* I know a church where we could go and talk.

* What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study?

* Nice bracelet. Who would Jesus date? Oh, I mean, what would Jesus do?

* Do you believe in divine appointment?

* Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?

* Christians kiss before parting–it’s an old Jewish tradition.

* Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

- Joke shared by Beliefnet member qtbabe

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