Jokes Archive

A Unitarian Miracle and Other UU Jokes

Q: Have you heard the latest UU miracle?

A: Someone saw the face of Ralph Waldo Emerson on a tortilla.

Q: Why can't Unitarian Universalists sing very well in choirs?

A: Because they're always reading ahead to see if they agree with the next verse.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Unitarian Universalist with a Jehovah's Witness?

A: Somebody who comes knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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