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How Many Deists?

Imam Mahdi Funny: Hey, Mahahaharaj.

Swami Mahahaharaj: Yes?

Imam Mahdi Funny: How many deists does it take to change a light bulb?

Swami Mahahaharaj: Hmm...I'm not sure. How many deists does it take to change a light bulb?

Swami Mahahaharaj: None. If the light bulb no longer interferes with the world, why bother interfering with the light bulb?

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