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Bloopers from Sunday School Students

  • The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

  • Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

  • Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."

  • It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.

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