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Q&A: Best Babysitter in the Bible

Q: Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

Q: What Bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.


This joke was reprinted from "Laugh Yourself Healthy" by Charles and Frances Hunter, with permission of Strang Communications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.

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