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Pork at a July 4th Picnic

A priest and a rabbi met at the annual July 4th picnic. They were old friends and loved to tease one another.

"This baked ham is really good,” said the priest. “You really ought to break down and try some.”

"I will, I will,” replies the rabbi, smiling, “at your wedding.”


This joke was reprinted from "The Book of Catholic Jokes" by Deacon Tom Sheridan, with permission of ACTA Publications. Copyright 2008. All rights reserved.

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