Suggested Celebrity New Year's Resolutions 2009

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Britney Spears

Britney Spears

With no head-shaving incidents to point to this year, the only Britney madness we have is the fact that she has a new album out which is underwhelming reviewers, and that she and K-Fed are possibly planning to give their relationship (and their marriage) another shot.

While this might signal a happy ending for Brit and K-Fed's two boys, we would like to urge our girl to really assess, through group and individual therapy if possible, whether she and K-Fed are right for each other, or if this is a partnership of convenience, so neither has to get back out there in the speculation spotlight. While angst often breeds better music, resolution of your issues raises healthier children in the least until little Sean Preston's friends start making fun of his mom for kissing Madonna on TV.

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